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Origins: 22
Grades: 156
Barrels shipped: 0
Charged to date: $0.00

Step 01 · The halls

Every origin, one shelf each

22 desks and 156 grades. Choose a pack size on any card and the price updates straight away. Add whatever you like to the cart — that part works splendidly.

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

السلام عليكم! · loading 19–35 min · 8 grades

8 of 8 shown

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

✨ NEW

Arab Light

★ 4.5 · 1.1K+ · 34 min loading · 3.4K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

25.7° API · 3.06% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.02$67.5560% off

$27.02 per barrel

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

★ Bestseller

Arab Extra Light

★ 4.7 · 8.1K+ · 19 min loading · 1.7K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

29.8° API · 0.16% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.25$20.4545% off

$11.25 per barrel

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

✨ NEW

Arab Medium

★ 4.1 · 494 · 22 min loading · 0.5K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

42.7° API · 3.08% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.06$54.1250% off

$27.06 per barrel

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

✨ NEW

Arab Heavy

★ 4.3 · 872 · 30 min loading · 8.7K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

28.2° API · 1.19% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$29.88$37.3520% off

$29.88 per barrel

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

Arab Super Light

★ 4.5 · 235 · 26 min loading · 4.0K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

47° API · 0.91% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$13.49$14.9910% off

$13.49 per barrel

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

Berri

★ 4.1 · 719 · 35 min loading · 11.3K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

25.7° API · 0.21% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.95$69.8860% off

$27.95 per barrel

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

Khursaniyah

★ 4.5 · 6.1K+ · 32 min loading · 6.6K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

24.7° API · 0.45% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.24$70.6060% off

$28.24 per barrel

🇸🇦 Saudi desk

Zuluf

★ 4.7 · 4.9K+ · 30 min loading · 3.0K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

33.9° API · 1.96% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.04$40.0525% off

$30.04 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

أهلاً! · loading 21–33 min · 8 grades

8 of 8 shown

🇮🇶 Basra desk

✨ NEW

Basra Light

★ 4.7 · 582 · 22 min loading · 11.1K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

31.9° API · 1.12% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.67$61.3450% off

$30.67 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

🔥 HOT

Basra Medium

★ 4.2 · 149 · 21 min loading · 1.8K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

20.2° API · 0.54% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$15.05$18.8120% off

$15.05 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

Basra Heavy

★ 4.7 · 1.5K+ · 33 min loading · 8.5K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

30.3° API · 2.92% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$24.02$32.0325% off

$24.02 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

✨ NEW

Basra Heavy Blend

★ 4.3 · 542 · 32 min loading · 7.3K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

35.3° API · 2.05% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.52$53.8060% off

$21.52 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

🔥 HOT

Kirkuk

★ 4.2 · 2.6K+ · 31 min loading · 10.3K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

20.3° API · 3.64% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.81$14.2310% off

$12.81 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

Qayarah

★ 4.2 · 7.3K+ · 28 min loading · 4.8K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

34.7° API · 2.79% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.79$28.2730% off

$19.79 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

Nassiriya

★ 4.4 · 510 · 29 min loading · 2.7K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

45° API · 2.13% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.43$63.1855% off

$28.43 per barrel

🇮🇶 Basra desk

🔥 HOT

Halfaya

★ 4.5 · 222 · 25 min loading · 1.7K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

28.1° API · 3.45% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.09$38.7030% off

$27.09 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

مرحبا! · loading 20–32 min · 8 grades

8 of 8 shown

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

🔥 HOT

Murban

★ 4.1 · 987 · 21 min loading · 4.6K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

46.1° API · 1.97% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$25.34$50.6850% off

$25.34 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

Das

★ 4.4 · 704 · 25 min loading · 0.5K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

46.1° API · 0.93% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.93$33.2240% off

$19.93 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

🔥 HOT

Upper Zakum

★ 4.2 · 1.3K+ · 20 min loading · 3.6K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

30.2° API · 2.06% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$17.06$21.3220% off

$17.06 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

★ Bestseller

Dubai

★ 4.5 · 0.8K+ · 21 min loading · 4.3K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

33.1° API · 3.09% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$29.25$65.0055% off

$29.25 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

★ Bestseller

Umm Lulu

★ 4.0 · 368 · 21 min loading · 5.8K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

35.6° API · 0.25% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.93$21.0310% off

$18.93 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

Al Shaheen

★ 4.3 · 827 · 32 min loading · 9.2K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

35.8° API · 3.77% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$14.45$26.2745% off

$14.45 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

Zakum

★ 4.3 · 276 · 31 min loading · 6.9K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

22.8° API · 3.53% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.34$30.3810% off

$27.34 per barrel

🇦🇪 Gulf desk

✨ NEW

Arzanah

★ 4.4 · 449 · 24 min loading · 0.9K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

36.1° API · 1.03% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.35$35.7115% off

$30.35 per barrel

🇰🇼 Kuwait desk

مرحبا! · loading 19–34 min · 6 grades

6 of 6 shown

🇰🇼 Kuwait desk

Kuwait Export Crude

★ 4.4 · 250 · 24 min loading · 7.7K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

42.4° API · 2.5% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.81$36.3540% off

$21.81 per barrel

🇰🇼 Kuwait desk

⭐ BEST

Burgan

★ 4.0 · 223 · 34 min loading · 3.2K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

20.6° API · 2.35% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.21$20.3845% off

$11.21 per barrel

🇰🇼 Kuwait desk

Khafji

★ 4.4 · 223 · 29 min loading · 8.7K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

41.1° API · 2.08% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$10.02$25.0560% off

$10.02 per barrel

🇰🇼 Kuwait desk

Wafra

★ 4.3 · 439 · 19 min loading · 3.3K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

37.5° API · 3.33% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.28$14.4515% off

$12.28 per barrel

🇰🇼 Kuwait desk

Ratawi

★ 4.8 · 91 · 33 min loading · 6.3K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

41.8° API · 3.06% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$17.12$19.0210% off

$17.12 per barrel

🇰🇼 Kuwait desk

Ratqa

★ 4.2 · 509 · 31 min loading · 10.5K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

23.2° API · 3.46% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.99$42.2055% off

$18.99 per barrel

🇮🇷 Iranian desk

سلام! · loading 26–34 min · 6 grades

6 of 6 shown

🇮🇷 Iranian desk

Iran Light

★ 4.5 · 4.6K+ · 34 min loading · 9.7K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

42.6° API · 0.64% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.11$24.1525% off

$18.11 per barrel

🇮🇷 Iranian desk

⭐ BEST

Iran Heavy

★ 4.1 · 587 · 29 min loading · 5.8K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

24.4° API · 1.13% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.55$53.8860% off

$21.55 per barrel

🇮🇷 Iranian desk

★ Bestseller

Forozan

★ 4.0 · 531 · 32 min loading · 7.1K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

30.8° API · 2.05% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.93$17.0430% off

$11.93 per barrel

🇮🇷 Iranian desk

★ Bestseller

Soroush

★ 4.3 · 488 · 31 min loading · 11.0K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

23.6° API · 0.4% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.16$40.2125% off

$30.16 per barrel

🇮🇷 Iranian desk

Lavan

★ 4.5 · 868 · 29 min loading · 6.7K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

33.9° API · 0.64% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$15.88$28.8745% off

$15.88 per barrel

🇮🇷 Iranian desk

South Pars Condensate

★ 4.4 · 2.4K+ · 26 min loading · 8.6K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

33.1° API · 1.77% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$13.64$22.7340% off

$13.64 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

Howdy! · loading 22–34 min · 14 grades

8 of 14 shown

🇺🇸 US desk

WTI Midland

★ 4.6 · 8.9K+ · 26 min loading · 10.5K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

25.3° API · 0.97% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.92$57.8450% off

$28.92 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

★ Bestseller

WTI Cushing

★ 4.1 · 1.3K+ · 22 min loading · 9.3K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

23.7° API · 2.72% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.69$47.8240% off

$28.69 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

★ Bestseller

Mars

★ 4.4 · 350 · 25 min loading · 4.2K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

37.3° API · 3.3% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.98$34.4210% off

$30.98 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

🔥 HOT

Southern Green Canyon

★ 4.4 · 4.0K+ · 26 min loading · 8.9K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

40.3° API · 2.41% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.30$40.4025% off

$30.30 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

⭐ BEST

Bakken

★ 4.3 · 3.9K+ · 28 min loading · 10.1K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

21.1° API · 2.29% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.11$30.1630% off

$21.11 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

✨ NEW

Eagle Ford

★ 4.3 · 7.6K+ · 28 min loading · 3.3K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

44° API · 0.73% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$13.05$29.0055% off

$13.05 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

Thunder Horse

★ 4.2 · 552 · 33 min loading · 6.2K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

25.4° API · 1.29% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$14.42$20.6030% off

$14.42 per barrel

🇺🇸 US desk

🔥 HOT

Alaska North Slope

★ 4.5 · 4.2K+ · 24 min loading · 5.0K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

21.2° API · 3.89% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$17.42$23.2325% off

$17.42 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

Hey! · loading 18–32 min · 8 grades

8 of 8 shown

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

🔥 HOT

Western Canadian Select

★ 4.4 · 290 · 24 min loading · 4.2K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

40.6° API · 3.25% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.12$26.9355% off

$12.12 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

Syncrude Sweet Premium

★ 4.2 · 7.5K+ · 28 min loading · 8.5K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

23.4° API · 2.83% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$15.70$22.4330% off

$15.70 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

Cold Lake

★ 4.5 · 1.6K+ · 30 min loading · 5.5K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

36.6° API · 2.75% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.52$50.8740% off

$30.52 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

✨ NEW

Bow River

★ 4.6 · 4.5K+ · 32 min loading · 2.7K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

43.5° API · 2.59% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.25$26.0730% off

$18.25 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

⭐ BEST

Lloydminster

★ 4.6 · 3.5K+ · 18 min loading · 10.5K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

28.7° API · 3.59% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.14$20.1610% off

$18.14 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

🔥 HOT

Albian Heavy

★ 4.7 · 915 · 29 min loading · 7.2K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

46° API · 2.49% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.22$16.2925% off

$12.22 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

✨ NEW

Access Western Blend

★ 4.5 · 359 · 23 min loading · 3.6K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

35.3° API · 1.42% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.18$75.4560% off

$30.18 per barrel

🇨🇦 Canadian desk

Hardisty Heavy

★ 4.5 · 1.7K+ · 22 min loading · 0.6K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

43.6° API · 0.97% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$23.36$27.4815% off

$23.36 per barrel

🇲🇽 Mexican desk

¡Hola! · loading 19–32 min · 4 grades

4 of 4 shown

🇲🇽 Mexican desk

Maya

★ 4.5 · 5.8K+ · 23 min loading · 6.2K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

20.9° API · 1.44% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$20.01$25.0120% off

$20.01 per barrel

🇲🇽 Mexican desk

🔥 HOT

Isthmus

★ 4.7 · 292 · 32 min loading · 6.7K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

22.2° API · 3.12% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.95$47.3760% off

$18.95 per barrel

🇲🇽 Mexican desk

Olmeca

★ 4.4 · 651 · 19 min loading · 3.0K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

25.5° API · 1.55% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.81$28.3030% off

$19.81 per barrel

🇲🇽 Mexican desk

Ku-Maloob-Zaap

★ 4.6 · 243 · 23 min loading · 2.4K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

37.9° API · 3.51% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.89$23.6120% off

$18.89 per barrel

🇻🇪 Venezuelan desk

¡Hola! · loading 20–35 min · 6 grades

6 of 6 shown

🇻🇪 Venezuelan desk

⭐ BEST

Merey

★ 4.1 · 0.6K+ · 23 min loading · 4.1K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

39° API · 1.41% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$9.42$10.4710% off

$9.42 per barrel

🇻🇪 Venezuelan desk

★ Bestseller

Boscan

★ 4.2 · 7.7K+ · 31 min loading · 3.3K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

38.5° API · 2.91% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.32$21.5515% off

$18.32 per barrel

🇻🇪 Venezuelan desk

✨ NEW

Bachaquero

★ 4.8 · 4.2K+ · 25 min loading · 5.3K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

47° API · 2.88% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$10.54$11.7110% off

$10.54 per barrel

🇻🇪 Venezuelan desk

Hamaca

★ 4.1 · 282 · 35 min loading · 0.7K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

27° API · 2.51% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$23.19$25.7710% off

$23.19 per barrel

🇻🇪 Venezuelan desk

Zuata Sweet

★ 4.5 · 654 · 20 min loading · 2.6K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

40° API · 0.23% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$17.63$39.1855% off

$17.63 per barrel

🇻🇪 Venezuelan desk

✨ NEW

Corocoro

★ 4.3 · 6.3K+ · 25 min loading · 0.6K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

38.5° API · 1.92% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$25.15$55.8955% off

$25.15 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

Hei! · loading 18–35 min · 9 grades

8 of 9 shown

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

Brent Blend

★ 4.1 · 811 · 29 min loading · 10.5K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

27° API · 3.33% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.17$75.4360% off

$30.17 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

★ Bestseller

Oseberg

★ 4.4 · 597 · 35 min loading · 5.5K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

31.8° API · 0.64% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.80$44.0030% off

$30.80 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

✨ NEW

Ekofisk

★ 4.8 · 645 · 20 min loading · 1.7K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

21.2° API · 2.77% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.84$44.0630% off

$30.84 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

⭐ BEST

Troll

★ 4.7 · 780 · 18 min loading · 6.6K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

40.3° API · 3.51% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$25.36$50.7250% off

$25.36 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

★ Bestseller

Statfjord

★ 4.7 · 231 · 28 min loading · 11.3K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

32.8° API · 3.26% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.42$42.8450% off

$21.42 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

🔥 HOT

Gullfaks

★ 4.5 · 585 · 29 min loading · 2.0K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

27.8° API · 3.96% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.92$44.2755% off

$19.92 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

🔥 HOT

Heidrun

★ 4.6 · 9.1K+ · 25 min loading · 0.5K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

34.2° API · 1.9% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.36$36.4825% off

$27.36 per barrel

🇳🇴 Norwegian desk

✨ NEW

Åsgard

★ 4.4 · 648 · 30 min loading · 6.0K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

29.6° API · 1.51% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$15.22$16.9110% off

$15.22 per barrel

🇬🇧 UK desk

Alright? · loading 18–33 min · 7 grades

7 of 7 shown

🇬🇧 UK desk

Forties

★ 4.4 · 253 · 31 min loading · 10.5K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

34.3° API · 2.18% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.79$63.9855% off

$28.79 per barrel

🇬🇧 UK desk

⭐ BEST

Flotta

★ 4.2 · 668 · 29 min loading · 5.7K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

35° API · 0.59% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$13.17$17.5625% off

$13.17 per barrel

🇬🇧 UK desk

✨ NEW

Buzzard

★ 4.8 · 0.7K+ · 26 min loading · 9.9K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

23.3° API · 0.36% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.00$15.0020% off

$12.00 per barrel

🇬🇧 UK desk

✨ NEW

Clair

★ 4.1 · 5.7K+ · 18 min loading · 7.5K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

41.8° API · 3.92% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$25.34$46.0745% off

$25.34 per barrel

🇬🇧 UK desk

Captain

★ 4.5 · 481 · 20 min loading · 10.8K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

28° API · 3.4% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$25.33$50.6650% off

$25.33 per barrel

🇬🇧 UK desk

Alba

★ 4.4 · 1.4K+ · 28 min loading · 8.6K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

28.1° API · 2.22% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.81$16.8730% off

$11.81 per barrel

🇬🇧 UK desk

⭐ BEST

Schiehallion

★ 4.6 · 339 · 33 min loading · 4.6K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

33.6° API · 3.21% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.18$13.5310% off

$12.18 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

Ẹ káàbọ̀! · loading 18–32 min · 10 grades

8 of 10 shown

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

⭐ BEST

Bonny Light

★ 4.8 · 393 · 21 min loading · 1.9K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

34° API · 2.83% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$14.50$17.0615% off

$14.50 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

✨ NEW

Qua Iboe

★ 4.2 · 2.7K+ · 25 min loading · 4.3K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

24.8° API · 1.79% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.67$52.1345% off

$28.67 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

⭐ BEST

Forcados

★ 4.3 · 4.0K+ · 21 min loading · 4.9K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

39.9° API · 0.97% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$26.81$67.0260% off

$26.81 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

Escravos

★ 4.1 · 6.6K+ · 27 min loading · 6.7K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

37.4° API · 1.91% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.48$43.2955% off

$19.48 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

✨ NEW

Brass River

★ 4.4 · 786 · 18 min loading · 3.0K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

23.9° API · 1.74% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$10.31$11.4610% off

$10.31 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

✨ NEW

Agbami

★ 4.8 · 411 · 29 min loading · 10.7K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

34.1° API · 0.82% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$26.88$35.8425% off

$26.88 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

Akpo

★ 4.3 · 889 · 29 min loading · 9.6K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

38.1° API · 0.71% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$22.96$45.9250% off

$22.96 per barrel

🇳🇬 Nigerian desk

Erha

★ 4.3 · 542 · 21 min loading · 4.2K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

33.4° API · 0.78% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.40$20.6740% off

$12.40 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

Olá! · loading 18–32 min · 9 grades

8 of 9 shown

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

🔥 HOT

Cabinda

★ 4.5 · 6.4K+ · 18 min loading · 6.5K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

24.7° API · 1.13% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$24.99$33.3225% off

$24.99 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

Girassol

★ 4.0 · 9.3K+ · 24 min loading · 6.2K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

25.2° API · 3.62% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.95$44.3355% off

$19.95 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

Dalia

★ 4.7 · 4.9K+ · 32 min loading · 10.8K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

33.2° API · 3.95% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.22$35.2820% off

$28.22 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

Plutonio

★ 4.2 · 0.5K+ · 21 min loading · 3.2K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

36.8° API · 3.77% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$20.94$34.9040% off

$20.94 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

Nemba

★ 4.7 · 4.0K+ · 22 min loading · 10.8K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

41.8° API · 0.58% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$24.90$49.8050% off

$24.90 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

★ Bestseller

Kuito

★ 4.8 · 819 · 20 min loading · 8.4K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

32.6° API · 0.74% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$26.42$58.7155% off

$26.42 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

Pazflor

★ 4.5 · 2.0K+ · 22 min loading · 5.9K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

21° API · 1.9% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$17.02$18.9110% off

$17.02 per barrel

🇦🇴 Angolan desk

★ Bestseller

Saturno

★ 4.2 · 715 · 29 min loading · 8.6K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

26.4° API · 0.62% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$23.55$33.6430% off

$23.55 per barrel

🇱🇾 Libyan desk

مرحبا! · loading 22–35 min · 6 grades

6 of 6 shown

🇱🇾 Libyan desk

✨ NEW

Es Sider

★ 4.1 · 6.5K+ · 35 min loading · 1.1K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

22° API · 3.28% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.43$28.5860% off

$11.43 per barrel

🇱🇾 Libyan desk

Brega

★ 4.5 · 435 · 32 min loading · 10.2K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

39.8° API · 0.41% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.41$36.5525% off

$27.41 per barrel

🇱🇾 Libyan desk

⭐ BEST

Sarir

★ 4.3 · 540 · 24 min loading · 1.1K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

21.9° API · 3% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$20.00$36.3645% off

$20.00 per barrel

🇱🇾 Libyan desk

Zueitina

★ 4.5 · 826 · 22 min loading · 9.4K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

41° API · 0.48% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.10$31.8815% off

$27.10 per barrel

🇱🇾 Libyan desk

Mellitah

★ 4.5 · 7.5K+ · 23 min loading · 1.0K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

42.7° API · 0.17% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$29.39$32.6610% off

$29.39 per barrel

🇱🇾 Libyan desk

✨ NEW

Amna

★ 4.5 · 272 · 25 min loading · 10.9K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

45° API · 3.48% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$22.41$49.8055% off

$22.41 per barrel

🇩🇿 Algerian desk

مرحبا! · loading 19–35 min · 4 grades

4 of 4 shown

🇩🇿 Algerian desk

✨ NEW

Saharan Blend

★ 4.8 · 812 · 19 min loading · 10.5K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

29° API · 3.45% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.19$45.3240% off

$27.19 per barrel

🇩🇿 Algerian desk

⭐ BEST

Zarzaitine

★ 4.7 · 7.5K+ · 35 min loading · 3.0K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

31.2° API · 1.14% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$23.01$51.1355% off

$23.01 per barrel

🇩🇿 Algerian desk

🔥 HOT

Hassi Messaoud

★ 4.6 · 3.5K+ · 19 min loading · 7.7K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

36.8° API · 3.48% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$15.61$28.3845% off

$15.61 per barrel

🇩🇿 Algerian desk

⭐ BEST

Touat

★ 4.4 · 5.8K+ · 25 min loading · 11.1K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

39.6° API · 0.25% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$9.01$10.6015% off

$9.01 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

Olá! · loading 22–35 min · 9 grades

8 of 9 shown

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

Tupi

★ 4.7 · 1.9K+ · 35 min loading · 5.6K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

30.5° API · 2.74% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.95$29.2725% off

$21.95 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

⭐ BEST

Lula

★ 4.3 · 395 · 30 min loading · 2.4K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

23.2° API · 1.79% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.01$16.0125% off

$12.01 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

★ Bestseller

Búzios

★ 4.7 · 135 · 30 min loading · 7.3K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

40.5° API · 3.94% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.96$15.9525% off

$11.96 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

Sapinhoá

★ 4.8 · 629 · 24 min loading · 4.6K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

41.6° API · 1.56% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.19$75.4760% off

$30.19 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

Marlim

★ 4.7 · 416 · 25 min loading · 6.5K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

43.4° API · 2.86% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.17$12.4110% off

$11.17 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

✨ NEW

Roncador

★ 4.6 · 544 · 33 min loading · 7.7K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

25.9° API · 1.74% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$10.81$12.0110% off

$10.81 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

✨ NEW

Iracema

★ 4.7 · 895 · 22 min loading · 9.4K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

26.1° API · 0.1% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$23.92$29.9020% off

$23.92 per barrel

🇧🇷 Brazilian desk

🔥 HOT

Atapu

★ 4.2 · 1.9K+ · 31 min loading · 0.6K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

35.3° API · 0.25% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$14.89$37.2360% off

$14.89 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

Привет! · loading 18–33 min · 8 grades

8 of 8 shown

🇷🇺 Russian desk

⭐ BEST

Urals

★ 4.2 · 447 · 33 min loading · 3.8K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

29.8° API · 0.29% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$10.68$15.2630% off

$10.68 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

⭐ BEST

ESPO

★ 4.8 · 399 · 20 min loading · 6.4K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

27.4° API · 3.82% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.91$32.8415% off

$27.91 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

⭐ BEST

Siberian Light

★ 4.1 · 670 · 19 min loading · 6.3K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

36.7° API · 3.41% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$22.02$36.7040% off

$22.02 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

🔥 HOT

Sokol

★ 4.2 · 120 · 22 min loading · 3.9K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

32.3° API · 0.34% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.84$50.6245% off

$27.84 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

🔥 HOT

Sakhalin Blend

★ 4.2 · 523 · 18 min loading · 3.7K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

21.7° API · 2.83% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.88$33.1340% off

$19.88 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

🔥 HOT

Novy Port

★ 4.4 · 707 · 18 min loading · 4.6K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

37.4° API · 1% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$14.54$24.2340% off

$14.54 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

ARCO

★ 4.0 · 7.3K+ · 24 min loading · 10.6K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

43.7° API · 0.73% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$20.10$44.6755% off

$20.10 per barrel

🇷🇺 Russian desk

Varandey

★ 4.5 · 326 · 29 min loading · 8.1K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

29.7° API · 0.4% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$30.85$38.5620% off

$30.85 per barrel

🇰🇿 Kazakh desk

Сәлем! · loading 18–34 min · 5 grades

5 of 5 shown

🇰🇿 Kazakh desk

⭐ BEST

Tengiz

★ 4.6 · 453 · 18 min loading · 6.8K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

38.9° API · 2.8% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$18.55$37.1050% off

$18.55 per barrel

🇰🇿 Kazakh desk

✨ NEW

CPC Blend

★ 4.6 · 180 · 31 min loading · 1.9K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

45.3° API · 2.14% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$22.31$44.6250% off

$22.31 per barrel

🇰🇿 Kazakh desk

⭐ BEST

Kumkol

★ 4.2 · 513 · 21 min loading · 8.8K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

25.1° API · 2.02% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$12.35$17.6430% off

$12.35 per barrel

🇰🇿 Kazakh desk

Karachaganak

★ 4.7 · 99 · 34 min loading · 5.6K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

34.5° API · 0.52% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.47$36.6325% off

$27.47 per barrel

🇰🇿 Kazakh desk

✨ NEW

Kashagan

★ 4.1 · 629 · 26 min loading · 5.7K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

27.8° API · 3.22% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$14.86$16.5110% off

$14.86 per barrel

🇦🇿 Caspian desk

Salam! · loading 20–26 min · 4 grades

4 of 4 shown

🇦🇿 Caspian desk

Azeri Light

★ 4.3 · 140 · 22 min loading · 2.3K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

42.5° API · 2.67% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$19.60$23.0615% off

$19.60 per barrel

🇦🇿 Caspian desk

BTC Blend

★ 4.7 · 624 · 23 min loading · 8.8K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

24.5° API · 3% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$20.40$45.3355% off

$20.40 per barrel

🇦🇿 Caspian desk

Baku

★ 4.7 · 1.0K+ · 26 min loading · 8.2K+ lifted

Discounted for interesting reasons.

44.7° API · 3.67% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$11.67$14.5920% off

$11.67 per barrel

🇦🇿 Caspian desk

Chirag

★ 4.7 · 268 · 20 min loading · 8.2K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

21.7° API · 1.81% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$25.79$57.3155% off

$25.79 per barrel

🇲🇾 Malaysian desk

Apa khabar! · loading 21–33 min · 5 grades

5 of 5 shown

🇲🇾 Malaysian desk

✨ NEW

Tapis

★ 4.4 · 4.8K+ · 27 min loading · 10.2K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

29.9° API · 2.41% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$16.13$35.8455% off

$16.13 per barrel

🇲🇾 Malaysian desk

🔥 HOT

Kimanis

★ 4.6 · 407 · 21 min loading · 6.8K+ lifted

Sweet, light & easy to run.

32.2° API · 2.74% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$28.40$35.5020% off

$28.40 per barrel

🇲🇾 Malaysian desk

Labuan

★ 4.3 · 232 · 22 min loading · 0.6K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

34° API · 0.9% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.60$36.0040% off

$21.60 per barrel

🇲🇾 Malaysian desk

Dulang

★ 4.6 · 792 · 33 min loading · 4.7K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

44.2° API · 2.26% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$20.83$26.0420% off

$20.83 per barrel

🇲🇾 Malaysian desk

Bintulu

★ 4.0 · 313 · 33 min loading · 1.6K+ lifted

Complicated. Ask a trader.

24.6° API · 1.9% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$17.09$22.7925% off

$17.09 per barrel

🇮🇩 Indonesian desk

Halo! · loading 22–34 min · 6 grades

6 of 6 shown

🇮🇩 Indonesian desk

Minas

★ 4.6 · 194 · 34 min loading · 7.9K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

42.1° API · 2.01% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$22.64$26.6415% off

$22.64 per barrel

🇮🇩 Indonesian desk

⭐ BEST

Duri

★ 4.6 · 950 · 34 min loading · 3.3K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

38.1° API · 1.27% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$29.13$72.8260% off

$29.13 per barrel

🇮🇩 Indonesian desk

Senipah

★ 4.4 · 6.4K+ · 31 min loading · 4.6K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

25.6° API · 1.9% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$24.63$41.0540% off

$24.63 per barrel

🇮🇩 Indonesian desk

Cinta

★ 4.0 · 130 · 22 min loading · 9.9K+ lifted

Bright, clean & in demand.

33.5° API · 0.19% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.77$69.4360% off

$27.77 per barrel

🇮🇩 Indonesian desk

🔥 HOT

Attaka

★ 4.2 · 7.0K+ · 22 min loading · 7.2K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

21.9° API · 0.17% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$26.16$29.0710% off

$26.16 per barrel

🇮🇩 Indonesian desk

Belida

★ 4.5 · 837 · 30 min loading · 8.7K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

28.6° API · 1.16% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$16.82$18.6910% off

$16.82 per barrel

🇦🇺 Australian desk

G'day! · loading 22–34 min · 6 grades

6 of 6 shown

🇦🇺 Australian desk

Cossack

★ 4.4 · 467 · 22 min loading · 4.1K+ lifted

Heavy, sour & refinery-hungry.

38.7° API · 2.23% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$23.73$29.6620% off

$23.73 per barrel

🇦🇺 Australian desk

Griffin

★ 4.2 · 950 · 23 min loading · 1.2K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

47.4° API · 2.6% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$25.18$55.9655% off

$25.18 per barrel

🇦🇺 Australian desk

⭐ BEST

Pyrenees

★ 4.6 · 1.7K+ · 33 min loading · 0.4K+ lifted

Cheap to buy, expensive to place.

25.7° API · 2.52% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$23.71$52.6955% off

$23.71 per barrel

🇦🇺 Australian desk

🔥 HOT

Vincent

★ 4.2 · 724 · 22 min loading · 0.8K+ lifted

Steady, boring, profitable.

21.1° API · 2.73% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$27.48$34.3520% off

$27.48 per barrel

🇦🇺 Australian desk

✨ NEW

Enfield

★ 4.3 · 959 · 34 min loading · 1.5K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

27° API · 1.12% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$21.74$43.4850% off

$21.74 per barrel

🇦🇺 Australian desk

✨ NEW

Stybarrow

★ 4.1 · 2.7K+ · 30 min loading · 9.1K+ lifted

Quoted by everyone, bought by few.

31.2° API · 0.22% sulphur

Pack size

One barrel. A starter barrel.

$14.37$17.9620% off

$14.37 per barrel

Step 02 · How it works

Three steps, no arrival

The shop is real. The cart is real. The barrels are not. Here is the whole process, start to finish.

01
Fill the cart
Browse 22 origins and 156 grades. Pick a pack size on each card — anything from a single barrel to a two-thousand-barrel family size — and add as many as you like.
02
Check out
Press checkout and we will confirm the order instantly and enthusiastically. Free delivery applies over $50. No card is requested, because there is nothing to charge.
03
Wait for it
Your order moves to Processing and stays there, in a state of genuine optimism. You can check it as often as you like. Its condition will not change and neither will ours.

Pack sizes on every card · 1 barrel · 5 barrels · 20 barrels · 200 barrels · 2,000 barrels — family size

The explainer

Can you actually buy a single barrel of oil?

Bluntly: no — not at retail. Before explaining what this website is, here is the straight answer, because the two are tangled together.

How big is a barrel of oil, really?

A standard barrel of oil holds 42 US gallons, about 159 litres. So if you are working out how many gallons in a barrel of oil, the answer is 42, and a barrel of oil in litres is 159. The number is a fossil of the 1860s Pennsylvania oil rush: producers shipped crude in whatever barrels they had, 42 gallons became the size everyone settled on, and the unit outlived the barrels that gave it a name.

The catch is that a barrel of oil is not the same as a 55 gallon drum. A crude oil barrel is a unit of volume rather than a container you can buy, and the familiar steel drum holds 55 US gallons — roughly208 litres, a full 13 gallons more than the 42-gallon barrel it is constantly confused with. So oil drum capacity and barrel of oil size are 208 and 159 litres respectively, and swapping them will make you look careless in front of anyone who trades the stuff.

Why you cannot just order one

Crude oil does not sell like paint. It moves in futures contracts, and the standard West Texas Intermediate contract is1,000 barrels — roughly 159,000 litres, or 137 tonnes — delivered by tanker or pipeline, not in a box. Buying even one takes a broker, a margin account and a tolerance for losing money in large multiples.

So no legitimate seller will quote a price for a single barrel, because the logistics do not scale down that far. You can buy shares in a company that owns oil. You cannot buy one barrel and keep it in your shed.

So what is this website?

Barrel Never Pumps is a fake online shopping simulator for crude oil. It is a parody shop with 22 regional origins, 156 grades, a working cart, pack sizes, a checkout, a delivery form and a card screen. What it does not have is any barrels.

It exists because the checkout flow of an online shop is one of the most polished and deliberately frictionless experiences in modern software, and pointing that whole machine at a product nobody can buy in the quantity on offer is funny: a dopamine shop for a commodity you were never going to receive.

22 origins, 156 grades

Every origin is a real oil province, from the North Sea to the Niger Delta to the Permian Basin, each with its own grades and basis differential, because the difference between Norwegian and Saudi crude is genuinely interesting. The ratings and reviews are invented.

Pick your pack size

Add a single barrel, a five-barrel pack, a drum, a pallet of twenty, or a family pack of 2,000. Prices land under thirty dollars a barrel — a fraction of what crude costs, and the first clue that nothing here is legitimate.

What happens when you check out

Pick a payment method. Optionally type one of the published test card numbers — the openly documented numbers used in payment testing; the form refuses anything else. Enter a delivery address. The site confirms your order, celebrates hard, and routes your barrels to a rival city, usually the other half of a well-known local rivalry.

Your address is never stored. Your card number is never stored. Nothing is sent anywhere. The privacy page lists every one of the eight things this site keeps in your browser, theterms pagecovers the rest, and aboutexplains what the project is for.

Questions people ask just before they realise it is a joke

Is this a real shop?

No. No payment is processed, no card is charged, no goods exist. There is nothing to buy and nothing to receive.

Why 42 gallons and not 40?

Pennsylvania barrel-makers had already standardised on it by the 1860s. Nobody designed the barrel; it stuck, and every contract and tanker since inherited the number.

Can I buy an oil drum for home use?

Yes, and you should. A 55-gallon steel drum is a real, useful object available from industrial suppliers. It is simply a different size from a barrel of oil, and it will not contain any.

Is this useful if I trade oil?

Not for prices. The bloggenerates fake market news from invented events. Nothing here is a quote, a forecast or advice.

Questions

What people usually ask

›Can you buy a barrel of oil?

In principle yes, and in practice almost never in the way people mean. Crude oil trades in futures contracts, and the standard West Texas Intermediate contract is 1,000 barrels — roughly 159,000 litres, or about 136 tonnes. That arrives by tanker or pipeline. No broker or producer will quote you a price for one barrel to take home, because the physical logistics do not scale down that far.

›Can you buy a single barrel of oil?

Not from a broker, a producer or an exchange. The smallest unit on the main benchmarks is 1,000 barrels, and to trade even that you need a brokerage account, margin and a tolerance for losing money in sizeable multiples. Retail listings that advertise "a barrel of oil" are almost always selling you the steel drum, and the drum is empty.

›How much is a barrel of oil?

It changes constantly, which is exactly why this site does not quote a real number anywhere: any figure frozen into a page becomes wrong within hours. Every price here is invented in your browser, and priced at pocket-change levels — free delivery over $50 — which is the wrong order of magnitude for crude oil and is the point of the joke. For an actual price, look at a live market source.

›How big is a barrel of oil in gallons and litres?

A standard barrel of oil is 42 US gallons, which is about 159 litres. That is a unit of volume inherited from 1860s Pennsylvania barrel-makers rather than a physical object you would recognise.

›What is the difference between a barrel of oil and a 55-gallon drum?

Thirteen gallons. A 55-gallon steel drum holds about 208 litres, while the barrel unit is about 159 litres, so the drum is larger than the barrel it is constantly confused with. This is the single most common mix-up in the subject: if you are buying a drum to store something in, you are buying 55 gallons, and you are not buying a barrel of oil.

›Is Barrel Never Pumps a real shop?

No. It is a work of parody and fiction. No payments are processed, no card is ever charged, no inventory is held and no barrels exist. The shopping experience is real — the cart works, prices recalculate, the checkout validates — but there is nothing at the end of it.

›What is a fake online shopping simulator?

A website that recreates the whole ritual of shopping online — browsing, filtering, adding to a cart, choosing pack sizes, checking out, getting a confirmation — with no possibility of buying anything at the end. Barrel Never Pumps is one of those, for crude oil. It exists because a well-built checkout is one of the most frictionless pieces of software we use, and aiming all of that machinery at a product nobody can buy in the quantity offered turns out to be funny.

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